Rihanna has been teasing us with shots from her “Pour It Up” video shoot on Instagram, and now we get to see the 3 minutes and 17 seconds of crystal bra-wearing, stripper pole-twirling in its entirety. Here, we break down the video by its 7 most eye-catching, puzzling moments:
Hey RiRi, if you felt so chilly, you could’ve ditched the fur coat for, you know, actual clothes.
We can’t decide: Is that blue a lighting trick or did Rihanna recruit some Na’vi folks?
The leather glove-red nail combination might seem a bit much, but keep in mind, we are officially in Halloween month. Rihanna was just being timely!
If that woman on the right isn’t an advertisement for the benefits of strip aerobics, we’re not sure what is.
Young lady, do you even know where that money has been?!
We forgave the strange wig and excessive rhinestone jewelry once we saw this Chanel belt.
Given lyrics like, “All I see is signs / All I see is dollar signs,” and the use of green lighting, one could compare this motif to the green light in The Great Gatsby. Yes, we just compared a Rihanna video to an F. Scott Fitzgerald novel.
Here’s the full video for “Pour It Up”:
What do you think of the video?