Now, admittedly, they appear to be diamond encrusted, supple, zillion dollar corinthian-leather bedazzled roachkillers, but they are roachkillers just the same. She is also not nearly as tall. Now funny thing about Hollywood. Nine times out of ten you see a movie star o a TV star and you’re stunned at just how teensy they are. Well, I guess I just bore that outin the flesh because she is not very big. Do you care at all? I doubt it. But you’ll likely care that Rascal Flatts is enroute….!!!!
yo, i love miss hilton. she is sexy and i can’t wait to find out what she does next! x
how r u, spring is cooming! good post there, tnx for blog.peopleschoice.com
PARIS HILTON IS WANTED FOR VARIOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. FOR STARTERS, SHE KIDNAPPED ME IN A UFO SHE STOLE VIA USING HER YAKUZA PR MAFIA HITMEN AND FORCED ME TO DRINK 55 GALLONS OF ARTIFICIAL MAPLE FLAVORED PANCAKE SYRUP. SHE THEN MADE ME DO THE MACARENA FOR 21 HOURS STRAIGHT WHILE STANDING WAIST DEEP IN A VAT OF COLE SLAW. SHE FINALLY CAUSED ME TO WEAR A SOILED DEPENDS BRAND ADULT UNDERGARMENT UNTIL I NOW HAVE A HORRID CASE OF DIAPER RASH. TO PROTEST THIS I HAVE POSTED A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF ME BELLOWING LIKE A DRUNKEN WINO WITHOUT A BOTTLE OF MAD DOG 20/20. YOU CAN SEE MY SMALL BUT NOTABLE “DUDE UDDERS” IN SAID VIDEO, THEY ARE MY PRIDE AND JOY. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
PARIS HILTON IS GUITLY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRINTEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AS IS HER FATHER, RICK HILTON. LOOK FOR THEIR ARRESTS IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME.
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRINTEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GOOGLE HIS NAME WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON FOR MORE INFORMATION. ALSO, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION.
jealous people! Give it a break! If your Daddy was rick and it was you standing in her “roachkillers” it would be a different story! You don’t know the crap these kids take growing up in the spotlight. Get over it. If you don’t like them, then why the hell do you spend time in their business? (Unless your life is so boring and uneventful that all you have to do is pick on people you don’t like) Sad…..
I LOVE PARIS HILTONN!!!!!!
Who knows.. she’s 27 now.. when will she grow up?
I can’t stand paris, when will she go away.
Paris had a lot of practice in her Dad’s hotels. (Roach killin’, that is).
Hilarie Burton from The Secret Life Of the Bees was there? I’m not pretty sure I saw her…